Sunday, October 7, 2007

Do not Eat and other Stupid Product Warnings!

  1. Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
  2. On a carpenter's electric drill: "This product is not intended for use as a dentist drill!"
  3. On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding."
  4. On a handheld massager: "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
  5. On a laser print cartridge: "Do not eat."
  6. On a household iron: "Never iron clothes while they are on your body."
  7. On a fireplace log: "Caution, risk of fire."
  8. On children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."
  9. On package of peanuts: "Warning, contains nuts."
  10. On a chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
  11. On new camera: "This camera only works when there is film inside."
  12. On can of self-defense pepper spray: "Warning do not spray at people."
  13. Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.
  14. Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness
  15. Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food

It always amuses me when I see funny or absurd product warnings as you think..Someone had to have tried it if they have to warn you not These are only a SMALL portion of what I have found around the net and I am sure you can find a tun more just looking around your own home...



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